Back in the days when I worked as an audio engineer, I remember recording a bag pipe player... I can still remember the riff he was playing.. They were using him on a pop tune... It's funny how certain things you never forget...
Bagpipes-(noun)-I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig.
Q. What's the difference between the Great Highland and Northumbrian bagpipes?
A. The GHB burns longer [but the Northumbrian burns hotter]