But I'll post some jokes anyway!!!
Why did the school orchestra have bad manners?
It didn't know how to conduct itself.
What do ghosts dance to?
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They don't have any organs.
Modern music isn't as bad as it sounds.
Bob: Our teacher is very musical, you know.
Ben: Musical? Mr Jenkinsen?
Bob: Yes. He is always fiddling with his beard.
Piano tuner: I've come to tune your piano.
Music teacher: But we didn't send for you.
Piano tuner: No, but the people who live accross the street did.
What does a music teacher do when he gets locked out of his classroom?
He sings untill he gets the right key.
Music teacher: Do you like opera, Jane?
Jane: Aside from the singing, yes.
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?
Music teacher: Brian, if f means forte, then what does ff mean?
The class went to a concert. After, Jayne asked the music teacher why the players kept looking at a book while they played. "Those books are the score," replied the teacher. "Really?" replied Jayne, "Who was winning?"