First day of classes here at this fine wanderful school. I'm walking down the hall and I hear, "What are you doing here?" To my surprise ... I smiled back at and said, "What are YOU doing here?" "What ARE you doing here"? She replies! Oh, ah Oh ... oh ... no, what are you doing here? I return!
OK, enough of that!
Here is this tall beautiful young teacher (23 years young) who was a student of mine in youth theatre back in the 90's, haven't seen since 2000, and she's been hired to teach all subjects in our school! Wow, pretty cool!
I continued to say, "My you've turned out to become such a beautiful young lady!"
"Thank you." she returns and proceeds to blast me out of the water as follows, "Man, your hair got so gray! Wow, you put on some weight! Hey, you looked like you've been hit with a wrecking ball on the way to the bus stop! What happened to your voice? It's so, so, scratchy and deep and wow! Ah, I'll see you around ... POPS!"