I can't stop myself from posting this link to a gloriously funny thread on another forum:
Be warned, there is some very strong language and 35+ pages of posts. However, there are some absolutely brilliant exchanges between what appears to be a reasonable forum membership, and an individual who is not prepared to listen to advice. Once you start reading, you have to continue to the end.
Enjoy - this thread is becoming infamous.
p.s. because of the number of people reading this thread, it can sometime be a little slow.