its "Slap Hap Happy Meals". - The New Nork Tibia News.
In an effort to thwart sales due to public awareness of growth hormones in pizza. McFondalds is offering Lite versions of orchestral libraries in its "Slap Hap Happy Meal". The libraries come in sections of the symphonic orchestra, ie. Violin Section, Viola Section, Brass section, etc. The concept is to get costumers to purchase more of the meals in order to complete the whole orchestra! There is one drawback though. Conductors refuse to be associated with any part of one section of the orchestra stating, "We should be offered in our own separate meal such as the "Big Jack" or the "Fillet of Carp" or even on the underside of the "Big Gulper" drink!
Spokesman, Donald McFondald says his company will have to make some concessions or face retributions by the Leopold Union of the Baton Swingers Conductor's guild for long haired creep bastards.
News at eleven.
So, does this mean Gary is going to offer GPOA in a "Slap Hap Happy Meal?"