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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Talking New Band Name(s).

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    A couple of the students are forming a band (hard to believe) and need ideas for band names. We need suggestions so fire away!

    Here is my first one - Dukes of Hazardous Material

    More to come.

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    Here's a list we've come up with so far -

    Above Average Weight Band
    Barry White Boys
    Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
    Children of the Vending Machine
    Dicky Retardo
    Endangered Feces
    The Glands of External Secretion
    Here, Eat This!
    Immaculate Infection
    Impotent Seasnakes
    Jazz Iguanas
    Kung Fu Action Clergymen
    Leonard Skinhead
    New Squids on the Dock
    Stop Calling Me Frank

    Any similarities are completely coincidental.

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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    Important information for all budding musicians or fans:

    Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following
    names are taken:

    [ a ]
    Albino Toilet Boys
    Alcoholics Unanimous
    Apocalypse Hoboken
    Armageddon Dildos

    [ b ]
    Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
    The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
    Band Over
    Band That Shot Liberty Valence
    Barbara's Bush
    Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
    The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    The Boxing Ghandis
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    Breakfast in Beirut
    Bulimia Banquet
    Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

    [ c ]
    Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
    Carnage Asada
    Cindy Brady's Lisp
    Cortizone 5
    Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

    [ d ]
    The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    The Dead Kennedys
    The Dick Clarks
    The Dick Nixons
    Dicky Retardo
    Drunks With Guns

    [ e ]
    e. coli
    Edith Head
    Electric Prostates
    Elvis Hitler
    Ethyl Merman

    [ f ]
    Fearless Iranians From Hell
    Fields of ~~~~
    '57 Lesbian
    The 4-Skins
    Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
    The French are from Hell
    Fromage d'Amour

    [ g ]
    Gefilte Joe and the Fish

    [ h ]
    Headless Marines
    Hell Camino
    Herpes Cineplex
    Hindu Garage Sale
    Hitler's Bikini
    HIV and the Positives
    Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hornets Attack Victor Mature

    [ i ]
    Impaled Nazarenes
    Inhale Mary

    [ j ]
    Janitors Against Apartheid
    Jehovah's Waitresses
    Jehovah's Wetness
    Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
    Jesus Christ Super Fly
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar
    Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
    Jonestown Punch

    [ k ]
    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Kerrigan's Knees

    [ l ]
    Lack of Afro
    Lawn Piranhas
    The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Lesbian Ninjas
    Louder Than God

    [ m ]
    Mao Tse Helen
    Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
    Max Roach and the Holders
    Minnie Pearl's Jam
    Mr. Happy and the Genocides
    Mussolini Headkick
    My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

    [ n ]
    Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
    Nervous Christians and the Lions
    Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
    Not Drowning, Waving

    [ p ]
    Pabst Smear
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    Penis DeMilo
    Pepto Dismal
    Phlegm Fatale
    Poultry in Motion
    Pretentious Flamedogs
    The Pro-Midget Mafia
    Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
    Psycho Sluts from Hell
    Pungent Frustration
    Purple Headed Love Warriors

    [ r ]
    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Rectal Nightmare
    Reluctant Stereotypes
    Results of Inbreeding
    Retarted Elf
    Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

    [ q ]
    Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

    [ s ]
    Sandy Duncan's Eye
    Screaming Headless Torsos
    Screaming Iguanas of Love
    Screaming Moist Accountants
    Septic Death
    Seven Year Bitch
    The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
    Skeptic Tank
    Smegma & the Nuns
    The Sound of Munich
    Spastic Colon
    The Sphinctones
    Stiff Richards
    Stukas Over Bedrock
    Swingin' Johnsons

    [ t ]
    Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
    The Telephony Bandits of Doom
    Temporary Darkening of the Stool
    The Texas ~~~~s
    Thank God We're Immortal
    They Tried To Frame OJ
    To Live and Shave in LA
    Toxic Shock and the Tampons
    Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
    Tragic Mulatto
    Transsexual Hitler
    Trotsky Icepick

    [ u ]
    Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

    [ v ]
    Vaginal Davis
    The Velcro Pygmies
    Vic Morrow's Head

    [ w ]
    The Well Hungarians
    Willie Nelson Mandela

    [ y ]
    Yoko Homo

    [ z ]
    Zip Code Rapists
    Zombies Under Stress
    Zulu Leprechauns

  4. #4

    Re: New Band Name(s).

    Here's one of the best band name generators I've come across:


  5. #5

    Re: New Band Name(s).

    How about that famous Shakespearean group...

    "McDuff and the Cesarean Section"?


    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    Quote Originally Posted by FredProgGH
    Here's one of the best band name generators I've come across:

    Hee hee, that was fun.

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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    That band name generator is great!

    Freestyle Putz is the best one I've come up with so far.

    Anorexic Weiner and Secular Weiner pretty good too.

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    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
    Hint:1.6180339887498948482 Φ

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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    It generated Flushing Creed.

    How's that for poetic?
    Michael Peter

    If music be the food of love...
    play on

    William Shakespeare


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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Re: New Band Name(s).

    Best one - "Art Fart and The Constipated Trio".

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