It's national drummer bashing day so post your jokes today!
To start off lightly -
Q. What’s the most musical part of a Turkey?
A. The drumsticks.
Q. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
A. The knocking speeds up.
Q. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A. "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
Q. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A. He doesn't know when to come in
And one for Brian 2112!
Q. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.