I am floating above my desk right now spewing pea soup at the students. The room is freezing and my head will not stop twisting around and around 360 degrees! Something wrong with the color of my skin ... oops! Just grew a long white beard and my clothes turned all red. Now I'm standing on top of my desk with a long big brown bag and throwing coal at the students while screaming, "Red Rum" "RED RUM"!
Ahhhhh, just turned into a pirate! Arrrrrrrrrr, me making yonder little Harkinz walk the plank! All of them! Arrrrrrrr.
What's this Jack Skelington Carp?
Time to visit Paul McCartney's forum and bother the Brits thar! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!