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Topic: PC Christmas Greeting

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    Talking PC Christmas Greeting

    Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah,
    Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza

    Sorry for the delay...our Legal Department just
    approved the following Holiday Greeting:

    To All Forum Readers:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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    Re: PC Christmas Greeting

    I am personally offended by the inherent materialism implied by the phrase "fiscally successful".

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    Moderator/Developer Brian2112's Avatar
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    Re: PC Christmas Greeting

    Quote Originally Posted by FredProgGH
    I am personally offended by the inherent materialism implied by the phrase "fiscally successful".
    There's always one...
    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
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    Cool Re: PC Christmas Greeting

    ...I think that anyway it's offending all presbyops, because of the explicit difficoulty to read that shows the hidden aim of make it discriminating people with low vision capabilities, peolple able of reading only the beginning and then not able of understanding the rest and so...o my...I'm also doing it...SORRY...

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
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    Re: PC Christmas Greeting

    Huh, wha? Oh, yeah ... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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