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Topic: Why does it have to be so serious all the time?

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    Talking Why does it have to be so serious all the time?

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    I say it doesn't, so here goes:

    *The Poopie List*

    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out,
    but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
    toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
    still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
    between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them
    with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing
    and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize
    that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain
    so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're
    afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces
    with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning
    after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is
    the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to
    poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out,
    you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out
    so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the
    toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope
    that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because
    you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

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    Re: Why does it have to be so serious all the time?

    My fave written on a condom machine in Houston:

    "Don't buy this gum! It tastes like rubber!"
    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
    Hint:1.6180339887498948482 Φ

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