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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Talking OT- My wife says I don't understand women.

    Understanding Women.

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

    NOTHING
    This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    SOFT SIGH
    Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

    GO AHEAD!
    At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

    PLEASE DO
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

    THANKS A LOT
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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    Exclamation Re: OT- My wife says I don't understand women.

    As a courtesy: these cartoonists are artists too. Please remember to give credit.


    As a legality, unless you obtained express permission from the distribution syndicate handling this work, you are almost certainly violating copyright. It does not matter if it is up on some other site, or their own site. It still is unauthorized distribution. No different than posting up a clip from someones album.

    In other words, funny as they are, you probably need to make the links go bye-bye lest Northern Sounds (and possibly Gary) get in trouble.

    Sorry to rain on the parade.



    Michael

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    Re: OT- My wife says I don't understand women.

    Quote Originally Posted by M.A.S>
    As a courtesy: these cartoonists are artists too. Please remember to give credit.


    As a legality, unless you obtained express permission from the distribution syndicate handling this work, you are almost certainly violating copyright. It does not matter if it is up on some other site, or their own site. It still is unauthorized distribution. No different than posting up a clip from someones album.

    In other words, funny as they are, you probably need to make the links go bye-bye lest Northern Sounds (and possibly Gary) get in trouble.

    Sorry to rain on the parade.



    Michael
    It's obviously different for each country, but normaly it's a BIG difference
    (copyright-wise) if you copy an image to your site and show it or if you
    just set a link to their site.
    The WWW is supposted to have links to everything, if you don't like it
    don't publish anything at all.
    That's was most judges said so far.

    Of course it'd be good style to give credits to the author.

    Tom
    Last edited by Tom Crowning; 01-18-2006 at 03:33 AM. Reason: spelling

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    Re: OT- My wife says I don't understand women.

    OK

    Dan,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Re: OT- My wife says I don't understand women.

    Watts this now!?
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