It states (and I joke), "At which time your post reach 10,000 you will no longer be allowed to post. All previous posts will be examined and deleted in chronological order. Furthermore, you have lost your current status and will be reduced five stars. However, since you have been a member for more than two consecutive years, we are in a position to offer you immunity. In as much as we would like you to continue to continue, we are offering you the sum of on trillion to stay the heck out of here! Please inform us of your decision before tomorrow morning at 7 am EST. As always, we appreciate your membership and would like to extend our apologies for any inconvenience this may cause us.
U.S. Department of Internet Over Consumption
P.O. Box Walla Walla Washington, DC
Needless to say that when I come upon my 10,000 post, I will have to leave you all.
Now where's that bridge I have for sale?