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    News Flash!!

    Teacher Arrested

    At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual
    later discovered to be a public school teacher was
    arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
    of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule,
    and a calculator. At a morning press conference,
    Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the
    man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He
    is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of
    math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,"
    Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means
    and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
    search of absolute value. They use secret code names
    like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
    'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
    common denominator of the axis of medieval with
    coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    West Seneca, NY

    Re: News Flash!!

    Hahahahahahahahaha! I forgot this one is hanging up in our staff room. Excellent!

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