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Topic: I can't take this stress today.

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    West Seneca, NY

    I can't take this stress today.

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    Fist off I should tell you that this is a school for second and third degree juvenile offenders.
    The so-called students screaming obscenities in the classrooms, in the halls, inside and out! The rage, fits, fighting, ignorance, physical, Psychological, and rude disrespectful verbal abuse. No wonder I am all messed up and scwewy inside! Spring time it usually get worse but never this bad!
    Man, if these students didn't have the four letter word and other obscenities their sentences would be one word in length, "Yo" .
    I have to get out for a while today. Drain my brain and take it for a walk.
    Whew, man my nerves feels as if they were put through a shredder! And I don't even come in contact with them as much anymore! Go figure....
    Sorry, alone, I felt an irresistible need to vent. I come back I am going right to the demo section. Usually helps to at least mentally leave these surroundings.

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    Dec 2003
    Budleigh Salterton

    Re: I can't take this stress today.

    Get hold of one of them and kick the ~~~~ing sh!t out of him.

    That won't make you feel any better btw - but it's a lot of fun.

  3. #3

    Re: I can't take this stress today.

    Maybe you all need a break. Why not treat your class to a screening of Battle Royale:


    Then tell them if they don't get it together they'll get to live it out.

  4. #4

    Re: I can't take this stress today.

    Sounds like you need Morgan Freeman or Jim Belushi to pay them a visit.

  5. #5

    Re: I can't take this stress today.

    Styxx my friend, perhaps it's time to consider alternate employment.

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    Pack up your desk, throw the coat in the 4x4, and head off for the country side! Feel the green grass and fresh manure between your toes, and let your olfactory senses experience the delight of fresh air and turkey aroma in equal doses! No more screaming humans to jar at your sanity, just the soft warble and steady gobble, gobble, gobble, of your new vocation!

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