Ok David. I surrender.
I have been overpowered by your mojo. I don’t think you realize your own power. A few weeks ago, as many of us in chat know, I set myself on fire. I thought I did it, but it was your mojo as Gary suggested. This past week, I had to leave chat due to an A/C emergency. I was feeling a bit too cold so I turned off the A/C and found that the coils were completely frozen… a solid sheet of snow.
Today, the A/C repairman was due to arrive, so I moved my equipment so that he would have access to the A/C. When he arrived, it magically fixed itself after having been broken for several days. After he left, I booted up to find that my soundcard had been damaged due to a very mild fall to the carpet.
First set on fire, then frozen, busted A/C which then fixed itself, and now a dead soundcard. Please, I beg for your mercy.
Cut it out!