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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Talking Legend has it ...

    there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ***poof*** she is instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
    So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
    Next a rather prude brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
    Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." ***poof***

    Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. And on this day, the teacher asked the class where they thought God lived. One little girl raised her hand, and the teacher called upon her. "I think God lives in the sky, because that is where heaven is," the girl replied. "That's good!" said the teacher.
    Another little boy raised his hand, and the teacher called on him. "And where do you think God lives?" she asked. Very piously, the boy answered "God lives in each of our hearts!" "That's VERY good," she smiled.
    When she asked a third time, Little Johnny was the only one who raised his hand. Quietly dreading his answer, the teacher asked, "And where do you think God lives, Johnny?" "In the bathroom," he said. "In the bathroom?" she asked, puzzled yet unable to stop herself. "Yes, because every morning my father beats on the bathroom door and screams 'GOD, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?'

    What did the elephant say when he saw a naked man? "That's cute, but can you pick up peanuts?"

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    Wink Re: Legend has it ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    · Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    It's a contraction of the original name, the "Makemebroker"

    So, well known sciences: geology, biology, anthropology, psychology, sociology...

    What is anthology the study of?
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    Re: Legend has it ...

    Quote Originally Posted by GDG
    What is anthology the study of?
    Anth. Probably in the panth...
    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GDG
    What is anthology the study of?
    I looked it up: a collection of poems, stories, etc. But it didn't say which collection of poems and stories to study...


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