Need to be interrupted? Avail yourself of the services of the Bureau of Workplace Interruptions.
"When you submit a request for interruption, our agents go to work finding the right interruption for you. We consider your occupation, work hours, and the means by which we can contact you. Once a feasible interruption has been decide on, we work to slip it into your day via mail, email, telephone, or a workplace visit. We strive throughout this process to keep our actions invisible to your employer."I wish there was a service for non-interuption!