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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Exclamation Get ready ...

    I feel change is upon us. Like, like, yes! It's coming soon!
    Styxx

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    Re: Get ready ...

    Does it have anything to do with tax refund checks, net neutrality battles, commercial remote freezing? Or better, does it have to do with the release of GPOA? If it has to do with GPOA, then things are really gonna change into a brighter environment around here. You all will be purchasing and using that while I'm still waiting to get myself a copy of JABB (if I keep putting that off like the past couple of weeks...or months).

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    Re: Get ready ...

    It has to do with how you feel now and later.
    Styxx

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    I know that after I finish and turn in this 10-page paper I'm working on, I'll feel pretty darn good.
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Get ready ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    I feel change is upon us. Like, like, yes! It's coming soon!
    Change is coming. It seems like a lull before a storm... I can feel it.

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    What, you getting a storm out there right now? We just finished up with the last one here and it looks like more is coming in. Oh wait, that was a simile... Well then, let's hope that it's the good kind of storm, not the "Oh my god! It's a tornado! Run for your lives!" kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    Change is coming.
    It seems like a lull before a storm... I can feel it
    Swami Sosnowski Predicts:
    The New World Order Is Almost Upon Us!



    Yes, yes, it's true.

    Some of the changes I foresee:

    Orcas Island will be the new world capital. Government will
    be managed by whomever shows up; but not without checking
    with the Garritan forum and having a poll.

    Global Warming will end, other than in cold places that really
    need it. The new Garritan Atmospheric Samples (GAS) will
    permanently end the problem. The same set of samples will
    also cure the scourge of flatulence, worldwide.

    The Middle East problem will be resolved by moving it to the
    Lower East Side. Garritan JABB extreme trumpet samples
    will be played continuously til they all get along with each
    other. (Tom will prepare the mp3's.)

    The new unit of currency will be the Garritan Dollar, backed by
    bank vaults full of GPO samples. Garritan Dollars will be
    accepted everywhere but Buffalo, NY, which will also be
    moved to the Lower East Side.

    Gasoline prices will plummet to a nickel a gallon, as Hugo
    Chavez takes up composing with GPOA, and gives Venezuela's
    oil to the world, free. This will not occur until GPOA is
    released in 2012, however.

    Out-of-work former US politicians will be forced to labor on
    Orcas Island, digging the hole for Gary's giant fish pond
    project. With their experience shoveling **** at us, the
    project will be completed in record time.

    And finally, musicians everywhere will be guaranteed full
    employment at excellent wages. Even the viola players.

    Yours in psychic wonder,


    Swami Sosnowski
    www.DavidSosnowski.com
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    Re: Get ready ...

    Swami, That is too funny!


    Swami Sosnowski sees all!

    Swami Sosnowski knows all!

    And Swami Sosnowski can dance!


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    Styxx,

    You're wrong. All change has now ceased. The universe is now static. Everything that is shall persist for eternity.

    Oh, wait. Check that. New memo. The policy above has been changed...

    -JF

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