OT - Some things to say to people.
Sent to me by a person who sent to me. Funny, insults, weird.
Don't take candy from strangers, unless they offer you a ride.
Never test the depth of water with both feet.
The best way to save your face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
I'll start exercising as soon as i get into shape.
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
Maybe you should go to e-bay and buy a clue.
Earth is full. go home.
Gee, I'd like to care, but I wasn't given that gene.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they can't laugh either. (i like this one)
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Visa. (Ok that was kind ‘a dumb)
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I love animals, they taste good.
Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs.