I don’t like the tone of that, so when I got up this morning I put the blender in the oven. Then I made a Twinkie dog, my first ever. It was a truly unique culinary experience. It’s probably going to rain, so before work I’m using GPO to do my own versions of Sabbath songs with piccolo handling the bass parts. When the rain starts I’m going to become a loud, overbearing advocate of high speed unicycling, though in all likelihood no one will notice. A large root beer, one order of onion rings, and a large fries, please.
How will you celebrate this very special day?