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    Delete this....

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    I'm not sure if we should delete this. You never know - this could turn out to be the longest thread in history

    What if many people posted completely about nothing and everything all at once?

    Perhaps we can see what we can come out with over nothing in particular and show new folks just how unserious we can be.

    Random thoughts welcomed

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    This would be the ideal thread in which to propound my
    Kansas Theory of modern physics.

    The Kansas Theory refutes current views by conclusively
    proving there are only two dimensions, not three (or more).

    One dimension begins in Kansas, the other ends there; hence
    the name.

    David
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    Quote Originally Posted by etLux
    This would be the ideal thread in which to propound my
    Kansas Theory of modern physics.

    The Kansas Theory refutes current views by conclusively
    proving there are only two dimensions, not three (or more).

    One dimension begins in Kansas, the other ends there; hence
    the name..
    Interesting theory. This does seem to prove the two dimension theory. And if my sources are correct this Theory may already be in the Kansas public school curriculum.

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    The Kansas Theory refutes current views by conclusively
    proving there are only two dimensions, not three (or more).

    One dimension begins in Kansas, the other ends there; hence
    the name.
    Yes, however, I don't think they are in Kansas anymore.
    Styxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    Interesting theory. This does seem to prove the two dimension theory. And if my sources are correct this Theory may already be in the Kansas public school curriculum.
    Thank you, and yes, I believe it is.

    For your further erudition and enlightenment, here is the complete
    mathematical equation for the Kansas Theory:

    2 = 2

    As you can see, despite its complexity, this proof is irrefutable.

    David
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    Quote Originally Posted by etLux
    Thank you, and yes, I believe it is.

    For your further erudition and enlightenment, here is the complete
    mathematical equation for the Kansas Theory:

    2

    As you can see, despite it's complexity, this proof is irrefutable.

    David
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    Corollary Proof #2:

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - dorothy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    Corollary Proof #2:

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - dorothy
    Ah!

    Interesting you should bring up the work of my esteemed
    colleague and theorist, Dorothy.

    In point of fact, Dorothy was never "in" Kansas; but, rather,
    "on" Kansas.

    Dorothy has since abandoned this retrograde, ill-informed
    three-dimensional view of reality.

    Toto subsequently gave further proof for the two-dimensional
    view by hurling himself in front of a tanker-truck loaded with
    corn oil.

    David
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    This theory is very profound, but how does it explain the existence of Canada, an anomoly that theorists have been grappling with for many years.

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    Everything is made of Silly Putty.

    I have discovered a simply marvelous proof to demonstrate this, but I'm afraid it's too large to fit in this reply box.
    - Jamie Kowalski

    All Hands Music - Kowalski on the web
    The Ear Is Always Correct - Writings on composition

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