Sometimes it works and sometimes it...well, you know.
Thanky, thanky for listenin'.
Yeah... lol -- I know.
Hey, I was thinking about this... I wonder if you could
put the two instances of the piano in differing
temperaments, somehow? That might make the
detuning inconsistent enough across the span to
make it more convincing.
I don't know exactly how you'd do that -- but some-
body around here probably does.