It's fortunate you brought this up. I am the brunt of my family's fortune cookie humor because I have never been the beneficiary of the cookie that bears good fortune. Well, it just so happens that I drew my final straw as far as fotune cookies are concerned.
No kidding, I dined at a favorite chinese restaurant just last night and this was my fortune:
"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies."
My husband said that I now have the authority to decline any future offers of fortune cookies.
Anyways - Many Happy Fortunes to You!
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For the past 10 years I have carried in my wallet the following gem from a fortune cookie (this is real):
I'm still waiting . . .
I am kind of worried about my fortune though...
I'm trying to become fluent...