In October 2004 staff producer Andrea Mackris sued Bill O’Reilly for sexual harrassment. What to do with such juicy material? Write a book? Make a movie? No! Compose an opera!

"Composer Igor Keller has produced this 31-part, concert-length work in the form of a baroque oratorio, in the style of an updated Handel’s Messiah, for 31-piece chamber orchestra, 32-voice chorus and three soloists."

It is said to include "all memorable moments from the original complaint and more – paranoid rants, clumsy sexual innuendo, and the famous falafel fantasy."

Here's the libretto: