Having been patient with the Spectrasonic's abscencia in the market, I hereby call for an official boycott of all products Spectrasonics for the next 2 minutes!!!
Where in the heck have they gone?
No new products since,.... well, I can't remember. You'd think that they all retired on RMX!!!( Just kidding,... not in this industry!!)
But... for the love of pete!!!( whoever he is),... where in the heck are they, and what are they doing?
My Spectrometer has long since quit on me, and the local institutions are lining up to take me away..... I know , I know... we can't tell you until we actually release something, but this is shear madness man!!!
Scrooge is looking benevolent at this point! Even the Grinch has the decency to make his appearance in the dissapointment of whoville on the major networks every December!!!
But no,..... not Scroogasonics! They just leave us here..... salivating all over the skating rink, hoping not to end up like the guys whose tongues freeze on the pole in Dumb and Dumber!!
Well, we won't take it anymore!
All bonafide resistors to the cause are hereby ordered to send 10 lbs. of coal to Grinchstrum at Scroogasonics.com.
May it provide enough fuel to light a fire under his sorry arse to get the elves back into the shop and more importantly, back to their project schedules. (And to think we gave Herme a hard time for wanting to become a dentist!)