Watts this now? Another mild-stone? Best go get that lanced before it festers.
Let's see ... a prize for the 150,000 post? Hmm, hey ... a nice ... no, everyone has one of those. What about? .... naw, Gary wouldn't part with it. Hey, I know! An all expense paid trip to Beefalo for the chicken wing eating contest on frozen lake Erie during thaw season in a rubber raft with a slow leak, no paddles and no way to shore? Needless to say, they'll rescue the winner before he or she goes over the falls. Niagara Falls that is! Slowly I turn! Step by step! Inch by inch! ...
As for the loosers? Shoot for the Columbia pesos = $67.17
Eh, what the heel. Good luck to the winner.