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    Samples That Really Suck

    60 minutes of a digitally recorded, stereo Vacuum Cleaner.

    http://www.sleepmachines.com/vaclcd.html




    There is something about that pulsing, back and forth, rhythmic hum of a "Vacuum Cleaner" doing it's job that can create a great nap to sound. When played softly, this CD comforts napping children as if a real "Vacuum Cleaner" was being used in another room. So mom's, put your feet up and relax with a good book while this CD does all the work.

    Now why didn't we think of that???

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    Mine makes a minor third when it cleans.

    I think I would wake up sad!

    It'd be nice if we could turn on the CD and watch the dust in the carpets just disappear!!

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    Somebody turns on a vacuum when I'm napping, there's
    usually a loss of limbs involved...

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    Re: Samples That Really Suck

    I'm surprised Hover hasn't suspended the sale of such CD stating having sole rights to vacuum ambiance.
    Styxx

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    I usually find the vacuum really annoying. There is usually a high pitched whine in addition to the lower pitched hum which drives me nuts.

    But, this may be good for getting rid of the cat for a while.

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    Re: Samples That Really Suck

    Quote Originally Posted by Craig F
    I usually find the vacuum really annoying. There is usually a high pitched whine in addition to the lower pitched hum which drives me nuts.

    But, this may be good for getting rid of the cat for a while.
    Yeah, I wouldn't let anything drive me nuts.
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    Sounds like it's vacuuming a clean floor... where are all the crumbs bouncing around the plastic, and the cats getting stuck?
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