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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Talking OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.
    They set themselves before their computers and begin. They are given the task, and began to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
    He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protests, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life with a vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
    He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
    God chuckles, "Satan, when are you going to learn ...Jesus saves!"
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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    nyuk nyuk nyuk!

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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    and in an unrelated story...

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but SaranWrap.

    The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts...."

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    And some of us are old enough to remember Green Stamps - remember that in connection with, um - you know--He saves---Green Stamps. -

    Randy B.
    (rbowser)

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    Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound!
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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    They should have never traded him.

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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
    The bartender says: "what is this, some kind of joke?"

    -Chris
    There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach. Therefore there must be a God. You either get this one or you don't - Kreeft & Tacelli
    The will to achieve is not sufficient. Some things should not be achieved. - Rimsky-Korsakov
    Musicians are just these guys that want to make music. Okay, they want to have a wonderful lifestyle, but the majority just want to make really great music. - Jon Anderson


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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by reberclark
    and in an unrelated story...

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but SaranWrap.

    The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts...."
    Oh my gosh!! This one cracked me up Thanks for the laugh!!!

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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    Old Army Air Corps saying:

    He who flys upside down has crack up.

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    Re: OT - Lighten up, dudes. LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by Leaf
    They should have never traded him.
    Who, Jesus?

    Rob

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