Re: Halloween Safety: How to Survive a Zombie Attack (Watch Out For DPDan)
Don't believe the hype. I was bitten by a zombie once, and it hasn't hurt me a bit. At first I thought the injury sapped my energy level, but now I think I was just at an age where that happened naturally. I got out of the rat race and paid more attention to life's slow simple pleasures, like eating fresh brains. I'm now 150 years old, and have the vigor of a 140 year old, probably due to low stress and good nutrition.