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    Yet another Photo Caption Contest...

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    BRITISH IMMIGRATION REFORMS ENACTED THIS WEEK
    All immigrants will be required to be subjected to a psychological test based on a points system related to the depth of their emotional reaction to a nice cup of tea and the playing of God Save the Queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan View Post

    "Radio Tea somehow always goes better with the 1887 Bilkes-Warre 78RPM recording of bison laughing." - Espinoza Q. Spengler, Strange Enjoyments
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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    Re: Yet another Photo Caption Contest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan View Post


    NI beta tests its new "Mind-to-MIDI" user interface.
    Trent P. McDonald

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    George eventually resorted to extreme measures in his attempts to persuade Mildred of the virtues of Garritan products...

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    Re: Yet another Photo Caption Contest...

    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan View Post


    Duke University's famous experiments testing if tea and Mozart really do raise a person’s ESP powers.
    Trent P. McDonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan View Post
    When Mildred showed a marked preference for the radio, George resigned himself to a life with antennae but without LPs. The tea remained the same.
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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    Re: Yet another Photo Caption Contest...

    A man once said to his wife,
    “I think I can end our strife –
    Music and tea,
    Large antenee:
    An alien program for life”
    Trent P. McDonald

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    "Hey, Ester, would do you think of this line:"
    'Tea for two and two for tea...'

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    Re: Yet another Photo Caption Contest...

    There once was a man from Fettle
    Who brewed something weird in his kettle
    He tried to hear
    The thoughts of his dear
    But out of his mind he did settle
    Trent P. McDonald

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