You've heard of Band in a Box, right? Well, howabout "Dive in a Box" a library of all the annoying sounds of a dive you may have played in while on your way to stardom! Just think ... the bartender tangling bottles and glasses together as he mixes drinks. An annoying waitress coming up to the band asking them to "turn down". Two guys in their 50's hitting on young girls no older than 21. We can pack a virtual stale smoky odor that would emanate with each key stroke. The all too familiar drunken jerk shouting obscenities at the band and another in the foreground screaming, "Free Bird!" Also included are the annoying half in the bag divorcées trying to pick up your drummer or guitar player and or your female singer. Last but not least, the police raiding the dive and handcuffing everyone while confiscating your equipment. We can even include Ern's annoying neighbor shouting obscenities and threatening the band if they don't play "Moon Over Miami."
So what do ya think? Start working on it right away?
Oh boy, lunch!