• Register
  • Help
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Topic: A really musical joke!

Share/Bookmark
  1. #1

    A really musical joke!

    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”

    So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat.

    An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

    An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

    Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

    The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

    Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest.

    The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

    On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

  2. #2

    Re: A really musical joke!

    A Great One!
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

    http://reberclark.blogspot.com http://reberclark.bandcamp.com http://www.youtube.com/reberclark

  3. #3

    Re: A really musical joke!

    Loved it! C, it all goes to show, just B Natural and the Rest will take care of itself.

    Saraswati

  4. #4

    Re: A really musical joke!

    When I lived in LA many years ago, there was a newspaper story about a musician who had a boat named G7. When asked "Why G7?" he answered, because G7 goes to C.
    Paul Baker
    Baker's Jazz And More
    Austin, Texas, USA
    www.bakersjazzandmore.com

Go Back to forum

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •