I don't have a team in baseball but my twin brother loves the Yanks. So, on that note ....
Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. ---
Con~~~ius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
Q: What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
A: UPS knows how to throw a strike.
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
The American MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 98 season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $100 riding on it."
I love autumn. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the world series. A bit like the Dodgers.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
My beloved Texas Rangers lost the first game of their 2008 season last night. Just wait 'til next year! Oh, wait...I've been saying that for thirty-seven years.
I'm an Orioles fan. A world of hurt...
We like to say that we play the game for the joy of it, the very Zen-ness of it; we don't care about winning or losing - those are so grasping-me-oriented kinds of sentiments. Anyway, I keep telling myself that, 'cause another sub - .500 season is under way...
What is the face of someone sighing...?
Being in Annapolis, I have the choice of the Birds or the Gnats.
I don't like bugs, the National league or the Yankees.
Once at Memorial Stadium, it was the bottom of the 9th and we were down by 10 runs with 2 outs. I was still yelling for a rally.
I have never booed the team, nor anyone on it.
All that said, I have yet to go to the new stadium and baseball to me, is the Little League World Series. Now that is true baseball!
sounds pretty heavy to me...
Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.