ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!!!
When you go to your local software emporium or shop online, READ THE BOX CAREFULLY!!
You may think you are getting this...a well-known piece of software, fully functional and a valuable aid in the process of music creation.
BUT IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL, YOU MAY GET THE PIECE OF...SHOWN BELOW. THIS "EUPHWARE" TURNS EVERY PIECE YOU WRITE INTO A EUPHONIUM SOLO. It will suggest ways to make any piece you write more "euphonistic," and will force you to finish it, at which time it is emailed to Snorlax. YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE COMPUTER until SNOR-XL is pleased with your newly-created euphonium solo.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR MUSICAL LIFE, READ THE BOX CAREFULLY NEXT TIME YOU BUY SOFTWARE.
NOTA BENE: There is NO truth to the rumor that Snorlax pulled all legitimate copies of Sonar XL years ago and substituted boxes containing SNOR-XL. but do read the box...
...and thanx to the multi-talented GERMANCOMPONIST (Gunther) for this disturbing discovery