Gunther, I enjoyed your piece very much. When I listened to it, I could almost taste the beer! Sorry, I can't let this chance go by without including a few jokes. Thanks for sharing your accordion piece! John
What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What do you call an accordion player with a pager? An optimist.
What does a long court hearing and a bad accordionist have in common? There is always a huge sigh of relief when the case is closed.
As it is copyrighted I can't put a picture, but my favorite Far Side cartoon is a drawing of a long line waiting to enter Hell with Satan greeting them one at a time saying, "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion."