A Safe pair of Hands
Today in England.
They finally announced today that there may be a highly likely chance, although not definite, that possibly, with a high probability, but not necessarily in the next quarter, but almost certainly, there 'could' be a recession.
One email that flooded into the BBC news room stated that this is a world wide phenomenon and Gordon and Alistair (can you believe with names like that they're actually jocks) are in fact not responsible and are a "safe pair of hands".
The only place they've got their hands is around your ~~~~ing bollocks mate!