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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Anyone here notice Gary has been vewy vewy quiet lately? I think he is woiking on some new library? Maybe the choir or tweaking up Aria? Be what it may, he's been vewy vewy vewy quiet.
    Shhhhhhhhhh! We might disturb his train of thought.

    Speaking of trains ... "I took a train once but they made me take it back." Who am I quoting? If you answer correctly you'll win an all expense paid trip to Orcas Island to be special guest at the whale ridding contest sponsored by Garritan Enterprises and Cake and balloon Factory.

    You will receive a one way ticket to the west cost. There you will take the ferry to the island where you'll meet the man himself. NO, not Gary ... Walter, the Whale tamer and echo cardiologist for reef sharks. Upon arrival, you will be escorted to the island best and freest accommodations (Orcas Island county jail). There you will enjoy plush amenities as bunk bed cots, shared potty, gleaming .... no, wait ... that's another contest. Sorry.

    Now back to the Edge of Wetness where last we saw Jenny making out with her boyfriends sisters wifes husband's father's mother in law's grandfather. (All at once?)

    By the way .... where is our fearless, fedora wearing handsome and greatest developer? May be he's developing?

    OJ - I'm outa here .................................................. .................
    Styxx

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    Re: New Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx View Post

    Speaking of trains ... "I took a train once but they made me take it back." Who am I quoting?
    Sounds like it could have been Groucho Marx ....... but I'm not sure. :-)

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    Re: New Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx View Post
    Speaking of trains ... "I took a train once but they made me take it back." Who am I quoting? If you answer correctly you'll win an all expense paid trip to Orcas Island to be special guest at the whale ridding contest sponsored by Garritan Enterprises and Cake and balloon Factory.

    do they have a whale "pest" problem on Orcas Island?
    I can't see any other reason to have a contest for ridding themselves of whales.

    I can just picture the residents of Orcas Island, in the early morning, with brooms and fly swatters, shooing those pesky whales as they trample (can something with fins "trample"?) their lovely gardens!

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