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    Humorous Names for Big Band Musicians

    I saw this one on Ethan Winer's website and couldn't resist sharing.



    BIG BAND NAMES
    DEWEY NEEDHAM & HIS JAZZ ORCH.
    TRUMPETS
    Al Tissimo (lead trumpet), Pops de Vane (old time 1st trumpet), Plenty Haitönen (1st trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or Kenny Makit (1st trumpet), Buster Bloodvessel (1st trumpet), Felix Cited, Howie Spitz, Ames Toulouse, Chops O'Gonagen (or Lips O' Gonagen), Ed Down, Rusty Piston, Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Count

    TROMBONES
    Hy Register,Slip Shod,Willie Show, Bjent Slide, Adolf Tune, Mosley Late, Scott Noslide (on valve trombone), Terry Billnoise, Moe Zaic, Justin Tune, Lew Slips (bass trombone), Keith Myath, (toothless bass trombone)

    SAXOPHONES
    Kenny Read - lead alto, Izzy Sharp - lead alto, Mosley Flat - 2nd alto, Les Tone - 2nd alto, Manny Notes - 1st tenor, Mai-Lik - Chinese 1st tenor, Reed Mylips - 1st tenor, Otto Tune - 2nd tenor, Ron Key - 2nd tenor, Lee King - 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey - Swedish tenor, Mustafa Fix - Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn - broke tenor player, Seymour Butts - baritone, Rusty Keys - baritone, Arthur Chorus - baritone, Ima Growler - baritone

    FLUTE
    Bret Support - Will Trill - Mosley Sharpe - Lotta Air - Vera Piercing (piccolo)

    RHYTHM SECTION
    PIANO
    R. Peggio - Manny Wong Kordz - Phil Allgaps - Hugo Tommy Head (piano bar) - Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano bar) - Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist)

    ORGAN
    Page Turner

    BASS
    Ron Lines - Pete Ziccato (Italian) - Toulouse De Beat (French) - Buster Gutt - Warren Fretts - Uguludunga (African)

    GUITAR
    Ron Kords - Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) - Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (folk guitarists) - Kent Reed - Segovia Carpet (classical guitarist) - Django Bells - Rock Enrol - Sten Gunn (Swedish rock guitarist)

    DRUMS
    Phil Dinn - Don Swing - No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) - Owen Transport (Welsh) - Will Travel - Arturo Verciz (South American) - Knut Loose (Danish) - Ching Boom (Chinese) - I.Q. Lowe

    VIBES
    Hal Mallet

    BANJO
    Ricky Tick

    HARP
    Anne Dante

    HARPSICHORD
    Arron Variation

    PERCUSSION
    Perry Diddle - Jim Nasium - Tim Bales

    STRING SECTION
    Adolf Fiddler - Phil Harmonic (1st Violin) - Squeekin Myassoff, Fay Kerr (2nd violin) - Vi Baratto - Vera Sharp (violas) - Beau Braker, Donna Octif (Cello)

    FRENCH HORN
    Belle Tone

    TUBA
    Sue Saphone

    DANCERS
    Dinah Sore - Betty Whont - Sonia Papermoon - Sharon Sharalijk - Lois D. Nominator - Barbara Seville - Tamara Nevercomes - Tamara Zanutha Day - Anne Fetamin - Anna Rexia

    CHOREOGRAPHY
    Amanda B. Reckonwith - Ben Dover (gay)

    DANCE TEAMS
    Ko & Nova Caine - Sam & Janet Evening

    FEMALE SINGERS
    Norma Stitts (or E. Norma Stitts) - Eileen Back - Eileen Dover - Annie Keewildoo - Sheila Blige (or Sheila O'Blige) - Marsha Dymes - Lotta Head - Terri Belle (French) - Kay Sirah-Sirah (Anglo/Egyptian) Deborah C. Ewe (singer with adenoid problem) - Mozarella Fitzgerald (Italian jazz singer)

    FEMALE BLUES SINGERS
    Bertha De Blues - Elefants Gerald

    FEMALE DUO
    Annie Tune 'n' Annie Key

    MALE SINGERS
    Amos B.Haven - Denny Nodsout - Lee Thargic - Amos Havacik Daly (Jewish,Slovak,Irishman) - Chester Gigolo - Payne N. Diaz - Kanta Singh (Indian) - Barry Tone

    COUNTRY & WESTERN SINGERS
    Lars Roundup (Swedish) - Abner Selfabal

    BACKING VOCALS
    Rachel Prejudice - Freda Slaves - Sybil Rights (South African trio) - Anita Leigh - Eustace Crew

    SINGING COACH
    Hal E. Tosis

    ARRANGER
    Walt Smedley

    BAND LEADERS / CONDUCTORS
    Dewey Needham - Ron Tempo - Ivor Wiggon - Walter Mess - Charles Louis D'Inse (French) - Voorhees A. Jollygoodfellow - Owen De Guys (and his wife Leigh De Guys) - Yuron Yurown (Israeli) - Seldon Wright - Kent Count - Ofun Wong (Chinese) - Kick der Raas (Dutch) - Count Immov - Izzy Goudinov - Phil Harmonic (classical) - Dick Dolittle

    MASTER OF CEREMONIES
    Darryl B. Moreticome

    BAND COMEDIAN
    Lucius N. Savuma

    SOUND CREW
    Lew Swires - Mike Rafone - Mustafa Djoint - Mike Fawlty - Elco Short - Constance Humm

    LIGHTING
    Justin Case - Flip M. Awn - Jerry Rigg

    ELECTRICIAN
    Les Voltage

    CAMERA
    Will Shutter

    BAND BOY
    Noah I. Cue

    SECURITY
    B. A. Dick - Rick O'Shae

    LIBRARIAN
    Miss Inga Page

    COPYIST
    L. Egible

    ROADIES
    Oliver Beer (English) - Mannheim Stoned (German) - Manuel Lehba (Spanish) - Ram Shackle (Indian), Fu Kiu (Chinese) - Wang Kerr - Tucker Inn

    STAGE MANAGER
    Lew Scannon

    BUS DRIVER
    Ben Z. Dreen - Oliver de Rode - Peekup Andropv

    TOUR COORDINATORS
    Alice Verboten (German - discipline) - Hertz Von Rental - Ate De Jong (Dutch - child care) Walter Walcarpitz (accomodation)

    UNION REPRESENTATIVE
    Morey Ziduals - Scott Free - Lou Syfer

    PATRONS (OR SPONSORS)
    Baron Wasteland - Lord Elpuss - Count D’Meaunay

    MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
    Bacchus Stabber

    BOOKING AGENTS
    Al Fresco (Outdoor Festivals) - Gig Booker - Willy Paye - Rip Orff

    MANAGERS
    Robin Bastard - Anthony Bluitt - Lou Debred

    PUBLICITY & PR
    Igg Norriss - Ed Vertise - Mai Ling (China)

    FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
    Doug de Ban

    TALENT SCOUT
    Hiram Cheap

    BAND LAWYERS
    Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe

    WARDROBE
    Zip Herrup - I. B. Sewinn

    CATERERS
    Andy Pasta - Harry Vederci - Laika McAroni - Sal Monella - Art Burne - Mo Zarella - Al Dente

    ACCOUNTANT
    Iris Audit

    BAND CHAPLAIN
    Theo Log (Dutch) - C. de Light - Hal L. Ujah

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    Re: Humorous Names for Big Band Musicians

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!
    Styxx

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    Re: Humorous Names for Big Band Musicians

    Thorough! (and great!)
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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    Re: Humorous Names for Big Band Musicians

    Nice, I'm not a musician so i don't geddit all lol.


    Should have named her Peggy Turner tho

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