The new Aria player has been pirated off the cost of Smallya! The pirated version is called the "Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrryyyyya!! This is a sample of the not so famous "Stumpway & Hook" simple gand pianie once believed to be the first Grand Piano to be boarded by pirates near the coast of Orcas Island, ye might say. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Don't be fooled by imitations.
MAN'S NUTS .... GRAB 'EM!