# Topic: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

1. ## LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

Just kidding......

Raymond

2. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

you may want to check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1CD6gNmhr0 WARNING: Contains decomposing pig, do not watch while eating

3. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

Raymond - I almost posted this subject!

Let's see...it takes me longer to decompose than to compose - I just buy the solid black music paper at the music store and erase everything that doesn't look like my piece!

4. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

Hahahaha...

For me, it depends on how realistically I want to decompose.

Also, I don't decompose the old fashioned way, I use technology, such as Underture and Finally, which is the objectively better way to decompose...

5. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave,
listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony,And it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh… the
Sixth…the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery.

"My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

6. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

I'm the prime example that decomposition takes a very very very looooonnnnnngggggg time.

7. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

Q: How long does it take to play middle C?
A: Probably

8. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

Originally Posted by Skysaw
Q: How long does it take to play middle C?
A: Probably
http://music.willowrise.com/wp-conte...f-middle-c.jpg

Raymond

9. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

hehehe

Well, I feel like I'm de-composing when I'm forced to face a notation program. BORRRRRRING deconstructing what I've already worked out, and it strikes me that it's de-composing! - Never was a whiz with notation even before the software programs, so that's just me, no slight to notation wizards intended. sigh.

Randy

10. ## Re: LOL - How long does it take to decompose?

One thing for sure, to decompose is lot easier than to compose SergeD

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