I bet he can hear gnats flying towards him from 100 feet away.
I know, what are you doing up... go to bed...
Alternative to MP3 earphones
In space no-one can hear you scream.
State-Of-The-Art, 1864 Hearing Aid
The Human Dumbo The Flying Man
He flaps his ears and soars above the clouds.
Professor of Capitalism
Indianapolis Brass Choir
All Your Bass Sus&Short Are Belong to Us.
Private Google had regrets about volunteering for the CIA.