Dude...just because *you* don\'t need any fart samples doesn\'t mean the rest of us don\'t. I think it\'s one of the few realms that has yet to be conquered. If somebody were to do an Essentric Body Sounds Series, I\'d be the first in line to buy it. I just did a session in Prague that was screaming for some 24-bit armpit sounds and a few knuckle cracks in C#, and I had to pay a Union session guy a ton of money just to get the right timbre and duration. We definitely need a library for this!